Boost

•June 3, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Go on. It can handle a couple more PSI.

Go on. It can handle a couple more PSI.

Dexterity

•May 1, 2009 • 1 Comment

Dexterity

Get it over 20, and you can do all kinds of crazy shit

Australia

•July 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Where the spiders are so big they have health bars.

Zombies

•July 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

ALL FLESH MUST BE EATEN

Relax… how bad can it get?

Alcohol

•July 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Because no matter how hard you try you’ll always be Hermione.

Barrel Roll

•July 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Not always the best decision.

Atheism

•July 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

There isn’t a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow either.

Anonymous

•July 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

We are not your friends

Anonymous

•July 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

America

•July 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Is this what we’ve become?

Choices

•July 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Silly Emo. You thought you didn’t have any.

Alchoholism

•July 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Because what they did with Halo 2 was just wrong.

Aim High

•July 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

What’s the worst that could happen?

Adventure

•July 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Is taking inappropriate equipment to out-of-the-way places.

Additional Pylons

•July 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

You must construct them.

Achievement

•July 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

There’s no limit to what can be accomplished simply by enslaving the peasantry and raping them nonstop for a thousand years or so.

Accessories

•July 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Your aim still sucks.

1911 .45 ACP

•July 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Because those crackheads aren’t going down with the shitty 9mm.

4 CHAN

•July 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

God help us if they ever assemble.

Bug Report

•July 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

What was God’s number again?