The Demotivators

Get it over 20, and you can do all kinds of crazy shit

Where the spiders are so big they have health bars.

ALL FLESH MUST BE EATEN

Relax… how bad can it get?

Because no matter how hard you try you’ll always be Hermione.

Not always the best decision.

There isn’t a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow either.

We are not your friends

Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

Is this what we’ve become?

Silly Emo. You thought you didn’t have any.

Because what they did with Halo 2 was just wrong.

What’s the worst that could happen?

Is taking inappropriate equipment to out-of-the-way places.

You must construct them.

There’s no limit to what can be accomplished simply by enslaving the peasantry and raping them nonstop for a thousand years or so.

Your aim still sucks.

Because those crackheads aren’t going down with the shitty 9mm.

God help us if they ever assemble.

What was God’s number again?