The Demotivators

The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if your symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yea
Makes perfect sense

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It's never been funnier.

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That guy ruining your photo album, one gay t-shirt at a time.

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Teaching children to hate things that they don’t understand for over 20 years.

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Consistent with the rest of Christian Logic.

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Just think, we could have been exploring the galaxy by now.

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Enjoy your Muslims

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It all makes sense now

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There’s no need when you have faith.

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